laura, 22, I like alternative music, good books&movies, travelling, linguistics, eastern europe & central asia, wtnv, hpmor, harry potter and bad puns. if you're weird, I probably like you, too.
anytime a man tells me I turn him on and expects me to be flattered I remember that fake adriana lima quote where she’s like ‘it’s flattering knowing men desire me but then I remember a man would also have sex with a McChicken’ so yah
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
This is so much better than anything I could’ve envisioned listening to the song.
[video description: brian david gilbert, a skinny white dude with long brown hair in a navy blue suit, walking around a stage with a microphone making a bunch of weird poses. Transcript:
And I’ve been thinking about those Pokémon gods? The legendaries, the mythicals, the ultrabeasts? How could I possibly sing about them without… lessening their power? How could I possibly talk about their divine omnipotence, verbalize their otherworldly grace, catch such a dream from the air?
